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Leak proof, strong, traps odors, resistant to hate
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I don’t even have a dog, but I need these bags!
Nora, FL
I gave a box to my racist uncle for Christmas and he cried.
Five stars!!!
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I hate Donald Trump but I love these bags.
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Smolotov Unscented Leakproof Dog Waste Bags
60 count on 4 single refill rolls
If the most trivial aspects of daily life can be commodified, can they also be used to fuel the impending Class War?
We think so.
Introducing SH*T Bag by Smolotov, a must-have for every responsible American patriot and dog owner. With these bags, you no longer have to worry about being distracted by culture war nonsense.
Every Karen and Ken on your block will know immediately that you have disengaged from culture war politics and have graduated to class war politics.
Congratulations, Comrade.
How to fight fascism?
…one of our SH*T Bags away from the roll and tear on the perforated line. Feel the revolution flowing through your veins.
…the waste with our dog poop bags made from plant-based materials, in a certified fair-trade and BSCI-compliant manufacturing facility committed to ethical production and the highest material quality. The kleptocracy hates this.
…of the waste. You're free to choose the manner in which you dispose of your SH*T Bag (while it's still a free country.)
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