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Stable Genius

60 plant-based, leak-proof bags. The most satisfying product you will buy all year! Makes a great gift for pet owners, coworkers, family and friends.

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Why it works

Built for the walk, not the landfill.

Plant-based

Corn-derived film. Compostable in 90 days. Great for eco-friendly communities and sustainable living.

Leak-proof

18-micron thick plant-based material (PSM) ensures no mess and no leaks.

Generous Size

9" x 13" bags are large enough for most breeds' sanitary clean up and hassle-free disposal.

Designed in California

Berkeley-based design studio with daily order fulfillment, and US-based customer support.

Four steps.
One satisfying conclusion.

01

Peel

…one of our SH*T Bags away from the roll and tear on the perforated line. Feel the revolution flowing through your veins.

02

Collect

…the waste with our dog poop bags made from plant-based materials, in a certified fair-trade and BSCI-compliant manufacturing facility committed to ethical production and the highest material quality. The kleptocracy hates this.

03

Dispose

…of the waste. You're free to choose the manner in which you dispose of your SH*T Bag (while it's still a free country.)

04

Feel

…a profound sense of accomplishment knowing that you are speaking truth to power and corruption. I’m so fucking proud of you right now.

Meet the cast.

A growing roster of characters you'd rather scoop than support. Bag the one you can't stand most.

Smolotov Subscription

Subscription
customers receive...

Every subscription customer receives a monthly gift from our growing network of partner pet brands. Treats, toys, balms, bubbles, things we tested on Kevin's dog.

Featured partner — Brewscuits
Small-Batch dog biscuits made from craft-beer grains
September's free gift comes compliments of Brewscuits. This Pennsylvania-based, women-owned business hand-crafts spent grains used in the beer brewing process. These nutritious treats come in Peanut Butter, Pumpkin, and Sweet Potato. Find more details online at https://www.brewscuits.com.
Inside this month's drop

What subscribers are getting in September

  • 60 SH*T Bags
  • A fun product (worth ~$8)
  • Founder's note (lightly seasoned)
  • Free Smolotov sticker pack
  • Skip-this-month link, no questions
  • Free Shipping
Mystery sample varies by month. Sticker pack ships with first box. Free shipping on subsequent orders after the first month.
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The
specifics.

Material
Plant-based PSM (corn-derived)
Compostability
Industrial — 90 days, ASTM D6400
Per box
60 bags · 4 rolls of 15
Bag size
9" × 13" — Great for all breeds
Strength
18µm, leak-tested 3×
Scent
Unscented
Origin
Designed in Berkeley

Other bags don't
want this conversation.

We're not cheaper. We're better.

Measurement This bag SH*T Bag by Smolotov Typical "eco" brand Recycled plastic cheap imitation Generic plastic
Material Plant-based starch material (PSM) Recycled HDPE Virgin LDPE
Film thickness 18 µm 15 µm 12 µm
Extra leak proof Yes Yes Try your luck
Ink Non-toxic water-based ink Non-compostable oil ink No ink, very boring
Scent Unscented Floral Plastic odor
Per bag (avg.) $0.24 – $0.29 $0.08 $0.04
Fights fascism Yes No No
Source: In-house lab · 2025 third-party material report · Methodology available on request

Things people
actually ask.

Is this actually compostable?
Yes — industrial composting in 90 days, certified to ASTM D6400. In a backyard pile it will take a few months, depending on heat, humidity, and soil microbial biome. We are honest about that.
Will my dog walker think I am insane?
Quite possibly, yes. We've heard from several customers whose walkers asked for their own carton. We've taken the worst part of pet ownership and made it great again!
Can I get this on Amazon?
A softer-named version, yes. The full personality is reserved for here.
How does the subscription work?
You choose a frequency (monthly is the default). You get 10% off, free shipping, and a partner sample tucked in. Skip or cancel any time from your account.
Do you really donate?
SH*T Bag by Smolotov is a grassroots movement, disguised as a product, disguised as a joke. We contribute to causes and support new media channels like StillWeRise and CatsOnACouch–real people doing real work in the trenches. We're not a 501(c)(3) with a board of millionaires. We're messy, DIY, and growing. As revenue increases, so will our donations. Smolotov doesn't pretend to save the world, but it might get someone to show up at a rally, call their rep, or attend a school board meeting. And honestly, we'll absolutely take partial credit for that. Know a candidate, org, or cause we should support? Email us at hq@smolotov.com.
Why we exist

Petty?
Maybe.
Effective?
Yes.

Politics is exhausting. But walking your dog shouldn't be. Smolotov combines political satire and pet care so demoralizing news cycles don't leave you despondent. Experience the intangible satisfaction of smashing these politicians' faces in doggie doo doo. Guaranteed to make you feel better.

— Stefan, founder
  • 5 stars: 302 (93%)
  • 4 stars: 8 (2%)
  • 3 stars: 6 (2%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 7 (2%)
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Victoria Boone

The Stable Genius bags are my favorite! It brings me joy to scoop up our dog’s poop with his face! Thank you for making my walks with our dog even more entertaining than they already are.

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Sashatahoe

LOVE these & everyone should buy these. They are AWESOME

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Izzy & Aspen

so, So, SO SATISFYING smashing his face in these bags!!! We actively look around for More Poop in the Dog Park to pick up!

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Belinda Bullock

Fabulous and hilarious

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Linda A Collier
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Jeff Crupper

Thumbs up! Would shit in again. @that_dog_roux

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Kevin Tiell

There has never been a better use for the term SH*T Bag! The branding is pure genius. I hope you make a BILLION dollars. 5-Stars!

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Randi McKenzie

This is the best product to share with any dog owner or passerby who needs a reason to smile. I don't own a dog or cat, but I purchase these S _ _ T bags religiously. In these unpredictable times, it's nice to have a product that can be counted on to bring a smile and lighten one's load. RMc

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Christopher P

Brilliant way to bring some joy and political subversion to cleaning up after my dog. I love the 4 ugly faces of Frump however the JDV shitbag design needs a revamp - it is not obviously him. And please consider a Steven Miller as he is perhaps the biggest shitbag if them all.

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Anonymous

face wasn’t as big on the bag as pictured -not much of a statement

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Sarah M.

Nothing brings more joy of picking up the hot & olfactory pleasing excrement fresh from my corgi’s butt than doing so with theae bags.

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Jill Boyd

It's very satisfying to pick up dog crap while smashing tRumps face in shit.

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Bagel

Amazing, great design and I don’t smell the stink when I use them, overall I will be buying more.

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Anonymous

I was so proud leading them all over the UES, NYC, pretty satisfying

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SamsonzMommy

So happy to get my package today (super-quick delivery) & fill a bag right away!

Please know that your product is also appreciated by cat families… (we need somewhere to scoop the litter box waste before tossing it in the can)

Keep up the great work 🫶

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Georgia Welch

Very happy with my order but I did notice it wasn’t as full of sh*t as he is. Visually speaking it was an excellant representation of an orange sh*thead.

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Natalie Turner-Jones

First of all, these are the gold standard of dog poop bags. They're sturdy, well crafted, and easy to open. Second, these bags, whose price point mirrors the gold standard they uphold, have provided tremendous joy, laughter, and comic relief to a lot of people in my life by sharing and gifting them. At this moment in time, any comic relief, community spirit, or joy found in picking up dog poop is quite literally worth its weight in gold. There's so much gold to be found in these bags and their use, in fact, that surely any stable genius would approve. If you can afford them -- it's well worth it! Highly recommend.

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Bonita Sawicki

Good quality bags with accurate graphic.

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Gwendelyn Marshall

I don’t even have a dog! I bought these for friends who have dogs. I divided up the bags and made little gift bags out of the shit bags. So cute! Can’t wait to deliver them.

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Jennifer Ruiz

My whole family loves this concept and idea and my neighborhood should as well. I never loved picking up other people‘s dog shit so much.

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Judy Drew

We liked them so much, we're going to buy them for our dog loving friends! What a hoot!

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Anonymous

We love them!! We’ve passed them out to family and friends who are not Trumpsters!!!

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Jose Gonzalez

Awesome!

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Sally Duston

Absolutely love these bags! I give them out to likeminded dog walkers when I’m out and about with the pooch.