Plant-based corn film material
Compostable in 90 days
Leak-tested 3×
Designed in California
Plant-based corn film material
Compostable in 90 days
Leak-tested 3×
Designed in California
Premium Unscented Leakproof Pet Waste Bags
Stable Genius
60 plant-based, leak-proof bags. The most satisfying product you will buy all year! Makes a great gift for pet owners, coworkers, family and friends.
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Why it works
Built for the walk, not the landfill.
Plant-based
Corn-derived film. Compostable in 90 days. Great for eco-friendly communities and sustainable living.
Leak-proof
Thick 20 micron film. Durable design ensures no mess and no leaks.
Generous Size
9" x 13" Large enough for sanitary clean up and hassle-free disposal.
Designed in California
Berkeley-based design studio with daily order fulfillment.
Four steps.
One satisfying conclusion.
01
Peel
…one of our SH*T Bags away from the roll and tear on the perforated line. Feel the revolution flowing through your veins.
02
Collect
…the waste with our dog poop bags made from plant-based materials, in a certified fair-trade and BSCI-compliant manufacturing facility committed to ethical production and the highest material quality. The kleptocracy hates this.
03
Dispose
…of the waste. You're free to choose the manner in which you dispose of your SH*T Bag (while it's still a free country.)
04
Feel
…a profound sense of accomplishment knowing that you are speaking truth to power and corruption. I’m so fucking proud of you right now.
Meet the cast.
A growing roster of characters you'd rather scoop than support. Bag the one you can't stand most.
Smolotov Subscription
Mystery
gift inside.
Every subscription box ships with a monthly gift from our growing network of partner pet brands. Treats, toys, balms, bubbles, things we tested on Kevin's dog and approved.
Atomic Bubbles
Peanut butter and bacon-scented bubbles are out-of-this-world flavor bombs for fun play with your favorite fur babies!
https://atomicbubbles.com/collections/pet-bubbles
Inside this month's drop
What subscribers are getting in June
- 60 SH*T Bags
- A fun product (worth ~$8)
- Founder's note (lightly seasoned)
- Free Smolotov sticker pack
- Skip-this-month link, no questions
Mystery sample varies by month. Sticker pack ships with first box.
10%
Off every box
Discount subscription pricing on every shipment. No tier games, no codes.
$0
Shipping
Free US shipping on every order, after the first. Loyalty begets reward.
1
Mystery gift / box
Good customers get perks. We've found the best products in the world and can't wait to share.
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To skip or cancel
Manage everything from one link in your inbox. No phone calls, no retention email gauntlet.
The
specifics.
Material
Plant-based PSM (corn-derived)
Compostability
Industrial — 90 days, ASTM D6400
Per box
120 bags · 8 rolls of 15
Bag size
9" × 13" — fits up to a Lab
Strength
15µm, leak-tested 3×
Scent
Unscented
Donation
15% of every order to local rescues
Origin
Designed in NY, made in USA
Other bags don't
want this conversation.
We're not cheaper. We're better — by every measurement we found a way to take.
| Measurement | This bag SH*T Bag by Smolotov | Typical "eco" brand Compostable Co. | Drugstore Generic plastic |
|---|---|---|---|
| Material | Plant-based PSM | Recycled HDPE | Virgin LDPE |
| Film thickness | 20 µm | 12 µm | 10 µm |
| Tear strength | 24 N/mm | 14 N/mm | 11 N/mm |
| Leak tests | 3× per lot | Not published | None |
| Compostable | Yes · 90 days · ASTM D6400 | No | No |
| Scent | Unscented | Floral fragrance | Plastic odor |
| Per bag (avg.) | $0.10 – $0.12 | $0.08 | $0.04 |
| Donation per order | 15% to local rescues | 0% | 0% |
Things people
actually ask.
Is this actually compostable?
Yes — industrial composting in 90 days, certified to ASTM D6400. In a backyard pile it will take a long time. We are honest about that.
Will my dog walker think I am insane?
Possibly. We've heard from several customers whose walkers asked for their own carton.
Can I get this on Amazon?
A softer-named version, yes. The full personality is reserved for here.
How does the subscription work?
You choose a frequency (monthly is the default). You get 10% off, free shipping, and a partner sample tucked in. Skip or cancel any time from your account.
Do you really donate 15%?
Yes. Quarterly disbursements; we publish the receipts on the About page.
Why we exist
Petty?
Maybe.
Effective?
Yes.
Politics is exhausting. Walking your dog isn't. Smolotov puts the two together so the most demoralizing news cycle of your week ends with something useful at the bottom of a bag.
Plant-based, leak-tested, and shaped like the people who deserve it. We donate 15% of every bag sold to local rescues — which, last we checked, is more than they've ever donated to anything.
— Stefan, founder
Pick up the sh*t.
Plant-based bags shaped like the people we'd rather scoop than vote for.
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Sworn this day
The Oath of Office.
In recognition of the work that goes uncelebrated — the picking up, the bagging, the carrying — and in service of the streets that nobody else will keep clean, the bearer of this bag affirms the following.
- I To lift, without complaint, that which the day has put down.
- II To carry without leaking. To hold without judging. To remain whole until the bin.
- III To accept the office without ceremony, and to leave it without residue.
- IV To do the work the streets demand — especially the work no administration has ever done.