Plant Based
Leak Proof
Generous Size
Practical
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The Stable Genius
$17.47 USD
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60 count on 4 single refill rolls
Smolotov Premium Unscented Leakproof Pet Waste Bags.
The bags are thick and leak-proof, ensuring sanitary handling. They're large enough to fully cover your hand and turn inside out for easy pick-up and disposal. Once turned inside out, and full of shit, you will recognize the familiar face of a leader who is openly hostile to his constituents and who lies to preserve his own best interests. So, whether you're in your backyard or on a walk in the park, these SH*T Bags may be your only recourse against tyranny in a manner that still fits neatly within the constraints of capitalist consumption, or your Patagonia vest.
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Pairs well with
Power to the Puppers.
Long live the Leashed.
All hail the supreme leader’s stool.
March. Squat. Conquer.
Revolution starts at the rear.
Hold the line. Hold the bag.
History will remember the bag bearers.
