Plant-based corn film material
Compostable in 90 days
Leak-tested 3×
Designed in California
Plant-based corn film material
Compostable in 90 days
Leak-tested 3×
Designed in California
Premium Unscented Leakproof Pet Waste Bags
Kennedizine
60 plant-based, leak-proof bags. Timed perfectly with Cyclospora Summer and the worst measles outbreak in 35 years. A thoughtful gift for pet owners, hospital workers, and the scientific community who still believe in germ theory.
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Why it works
Built for the walk, not the landfill.
Plant-based
Corn-derived film. Compostable in 90 days. Great for eco-friendly communities and sustainable living.
Leak-proof
Thick 18 micron film. Durable design ensures no mess and no leaks.
Generous Size
9" x 13" Large enough for sanitary clean up and hassle-free disposal.
Designed in California
Berkeley-based design studio with daily order fulfillment.
Four steps.
One satisfying conclusion.
01
Peel
…one of our SH*T Bags away from the roll and tear on the perforated line. Feel the revolution flowing through your veins.
02
Collect
…the waste with our dog poop bags made from plant-based materials, in a certified fair-trade and BSCI-compliant manufacturing facility committed to ethical production and the highest material quality. The kleptocracy hates this.
03
Dispose
…of the waste. You're free to choose the manner in which you dispose of your SH*T Bag (while it's still a free country.)
04
Feel
…a profound sense of accomplishment knowing that you are speaking truth to power and corruption. I’m so fucking proud of you right now.
Meet the cast.
A growing roster of characters you'd rather scoop than support. Bag the one you can't stand most.
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Smolotov Subscription
Subscription customers receive...
Every subscription receives a monthly gift from our growing network of partner pet brands. Treats, toys, balms, bubbles, things we tested on Kevin's dog.
Himalayan Yak Cheese Dental Chew
This month's fee gift will keep your pup's jaws busy and breath less "trash panda," while removing plaque in two directions. Find more details online at https://fabrechew.com. Yum, yum!
Inside this month's drop
What subscribers are getting in June
- 60 SH*T Bags
- A fun product (worth ~$8)
- Founder's note (lightly seasoned)
- Free Smolotov sticker pack
- Skip-this-month link, no questions
Mystery sample varies by month. Sticker pack ships with first box.
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Off every box
Discount subscription pricing on every shipment. No tier games, no codes.
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The
specifics.
Material
Plant-based PSM (corn-derived)
Compostability
Industrial — 90 days, ASTM D6400
Per box
60 bags · 4 rolls of 15
Bag size
9" × 13" — Big enough for most breeds
Strength
18µm, leak-tested 3×
Scent
Unscented
Origin
Designed in California, made in China
Other bags don't
want this conversation.
We're not cheaper. We're better — by every measurement we found a way to take.
| Measurement | This bag SH*T Bag by Smolotov | Typical "eco" brand Recycled Plastic | Drugstore Generic plastic |
|---|---|---|---|
| Material | Plant-based PSM | 65% Recycled HDPE | PE |
| Film thickness | 18 µm | 15 µm | 10 µm |
| Leak tests | 3× per lot | Yes | Feelin' lucky? |
| Ink | Non-toxic, water-based | Non-compostable | No ink, lame |
| Scent | Unscented | Floral fragrance | Plastic odor, ewe |
| Per bag (avg.) | $0.22 – $0.29 | $0.08 | $0.04 |
| Fights Fascism | Yes | No | No |
Things people
actually ask.
Is this actually compostable?
Yes — Because of the high plant-based content and advanced formulation, our bags have earned the TÜV AUSTRIA (OK compost HOME) and BPI certifications. However,
our bags are marketed for pet waste which may contain E. coli, so we cannot legally make degradability claims in advertising since E. coli is not compostable. Lawsuits are expensive.
Do you sell wholesale?
We do! Email us at hq@smolotov.com to receive a current pricing sheet, or take advantage of discounted pricing and free shipping through Faire at https://smolotov.faire.com.
Can I get this on Amazon?
Please use the following link–https://a.co/d/0bQVKpKS– to take advantage of free shipping with a Prime membership. We appreciate your support on all our channels.
How does the subscription work?
You choose a frequency (monthly is the default). You get 10% off, free shipping, and a pet partner sample tucked in. Skip or cancel any time from your account.
Do you really donate?
We support progressive candidates and new media outlets like StillWeRise, and CatsOnACouch, because we believe in doing our part to make the world less sh*tty.
Why we exist
Petty?
Maybe.
Effective?
Yes.
Politics is exhausting. Walking your dog isn't. Smolotov puts the two together so the most demoralizing news cycle of your week ends with something useful at the bottom of a bag.
Plant-based, leak-tested, and shaped like the people who deserve it.
— Stefan, founder
Help make the world less sh*tty.
Plant-based bags designed to make the worst part of pet ownership great again. FDT!
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