Plant-based corn film material
Compostable in 90 days
Leak-tested 3×
Designed in California
Plant-based corn film material
Compostable in 90 days
Leak-tested 3×
Designed in California
Premium Unscented Leakproof Pet Waste Bags
Stable Genius
60 plant-based, leak-proof bags. The most satisfying product you will buy all year! Makes a great gift for pet owners, coworkers, family and friends.
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Why it works
Built for the walk, not the landfill.
Plant-based
Corn-derived film. Compostable in 90 days. Great for eco-friendly communities and sustainable living.
Leak-proof
18-micron thick plant-based material (PSM) ensures no mess and no leaks.
Generous Size
9" x 13" bags are large enough for most breeds' sanitary clean up and hassle-free disposal.
Designed in California
Berkeley-based design studio with daily order fulfillment, and US-based customer support.
Four steps.
One satisfying conclusion.
01
Peel
…one of our SH*T Bags away from the roll and tear on the perforated line. Feel the revolution flowing through your veins.
02
Collect
…the waste with our dog poop bags made from plant-based materials, in a certified fair-trade and BSCI-compliant manufacturing facility committed to ethical production and the highest material quality. The kleptocracy hates this.
03
Dispose
…of the waste. You're free to choose the manner in which you dispose of your SH*T Bag (while it's still a free country.)
04
Feel
…a profound sense of accomplishment knowing that you are speaking truth to power and corruption. I’m so fucking proud of you right now.
Meet the cast.
A growing roster of characters you'd rather scoop than support. Bag the one you can't stand most.
Smolotov Subscription
Subscription
customers receive...
Every subscription customer receives a monthly gift from our growing network of partner pet brands. Treats, toys, balms, bubbles, things we tested on Kevin's dog.
Himalayan Yak Cheese Dental Chew
This month's free gift from Fabrechew will keep your pup's jaws busy and breath less "trash panda," while removing plaque in two directions. Find more information online at https://fabrechew.com. Tasty!
Inside this month's drop
What subscribers are getting in July
- 60 SH*T Bags
- A fun product (worth ~$8)
- Founder's note (lightly seasoned)
- Free Smolotov sticker pack
- Skip-this-month link, no questions
- Free Shipping
Mystery sample varies by month. Sticker pack ships with first box. Free shipping on subsequent orders after the first month.
10%
Off every box
Discount subscription pricing on every shipment. No tier games, no codes.
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Shipping
Free US shipping on every order, after the first. Loyalty begets reward.
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The
specifics.
Material
Plant-based PSM (corn-derived)
Compostability
Industrial — 90 days, ASTM D6400
Per box
60 bags · 4 rolls of 15
Bag size
9" × 13" — Great for all breeds
Strength
18µm, leak-tested 3×
Scent
Unscented
Origin
Designed in Berkeley, made in USA
Other bags don't
want this conversation.
We're not cheaper. We're better.
| Measurement | This bag SH*T Bag by Smolotov | Typical "eco" brand Recycled plastic | cheap imitation Generic plastic |
|---|---|---|---|
| Material | Plant-based starch material (PSM) | Recycled HDPE | Virgin LDPE |
| Film thickness | 18 µm | 15 µm | 12 µm |
| Extra leak proof | Yes | Yes | Try your luck |
| Ink | Non-toxic water-based ink | Non-compostable oil ink | No ink, very boring |
| Scent | Unscented | Floral | Plastic odor |
| Per bag (avg.) | $0.24 – $0.29 | $0.08 | $0.04 |
| Fights fascism | Yes | No | No |
Things people
actually ask.
Is this actually compostable?
Yes — industrial composting in 90 days, certified to ASTM D6400. In a backyard pile it will take a few months, depending on heat, humidity, and soil microbial biome. We are honest about that.
Will my dog walker think I am insane?
Quite possibly, yes. We've heard from several customers whose walkers asked for their own carton. We've taken the worst part of pet ownership and made it great again!
Can I get this on Amazon?
A softer-named version, yes. The full personality is reserved for here.
How does the subscription work?
You choose a frequency (monthly is the default). You get 10% off, free shipping, and a partner sample tucked in. Skip or cancel any time from your account.
Do you really donate?
SH*T Bag by Smolotov is a grassroots movement, disguised as a product, disguised as a joke. We contribute to causes and support new media channels like StillWeRise and CatsOnACouch–real people doing real work in the trenches. We're not a 501(c)(3) with a board of millionaires. We're messy, DIY, and growing. As revenue increases, so will our donations. Smolotov doesn't pretend to save the world, but it might get someone to show up at a rally, call their rep, or attend a school board meeting. And honestly, we'll absolutely take partial credit for that. Know a candidate, org, or cause we should support? Email us at hq@smolotov.com.
Why we exist
Petty?
Maybe.
Effective?
Yes.
Politics is exhausting. But walking your dog shouldn't be. Smolotov combines political satire and pet care so demoralizing news cycles don't leave you despondent. Experience the intangible satisfaction of smashing these politicians' faces in doggie doo doo. Guaranteed to make you feel better.
— Stefan, founder